As if he ever left Twitter in the first place…with the New York Knicks coming off of a 105-101 victory over the San Antonio Spurs, Metta World Peace is now active on Twitter again.
Twas yet another example of Metta being Metta on Twitter.
He qualified his social media activity by suggesting that he can’t tweet when his team loses.
[Were that actually true, then his Twitter account would have been practically devoid of tweets for much of the season.]
i can only tweet after wins!!!
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
i cant help it
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
Heading into the Knicks 8:00 PM matchup against the Houston Rockets, World Peace opted to predict the game’s outcome and poetically describe how it smells.
Altough i played in houston for one year and helped a little. im pre tweeting because i smell victoreeeee
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
it smells like a strawberry custard chocolate smoothie with a pinch of classy blueberry sugar fluego
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
In typical World Peace fashion, he responded to a Rockets fan who was unaware that he had not traveled with the team to Houston for the game.
[He is sitting out of the team’s three-game road trip after having his knee drained. He is scheduled to have platelet-rich plasma treatment on his knee on Monday, January 6th.]
“@B_Eds517: @MettaWorldPeace I hope Dwight dunks on your head” can he jump from houston to new york with out traveling ? im not on the trip
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
He then described his evolution as a person and agreed to adopt a grown woman.
im no longer ghetto. i am a “perhaps” type of guy. im a “pinch of water” type of guy. grey pupon ron im trading my hoody for “or- derbs”
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
“@sarahworldpeace: @MettaWorldPeace will you adopt me?” done deal. be home by 7:30pm
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
He closed out the pre-game tweeting by seeking out 10 fans to watch the game with and four to tuck him in at night.
im picking ten people to watch the game with me tonight… but u can not be a loser
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
also , i need like four fans to tuck me in tonight
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) January 3, 2014
Unless you’re a New York or Houston fan, it may not matter to you who wins tonight’s game. However, as a fan of social media entertainment, it’s tempting to pull for the Knicks just to get more Metta.
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